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Refers to a man who has such an extraordinary weave that they refer to not only him but also his hair as well.
His hair is so sick that they have to refer to it and make sure people know that bob AND his weave are coming over to the house.
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The weave is not commonly worn by people named 'Bob'.
Bob is a very white name, and weaves are generally kind of an ethnic hairpiece.
"Are Bob and Weave both gonna be be at the party tonight?"
"Bob AND his weave are both coming over to the party."
"Yo, Dude! Jeff and Pompadour are coming over!"
Person A: "Bob."
Person B: "Hold up, is he gonna be bringing his weave too?"
Person A: "Bob doesn't go anywhere without his weave, dude."
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This occurs when a woman has so much hair in her pussy that it starts to get tangled up. This is caused by an unusually fast growing rate around the vagina. It can be quite painful at times. A pussy weave has even been known to actually stop a dick from entering the vagina. The only time a woman gets a weave in her pussy is when she has an overly active hair growing problem, doesn't take care of it and keeps it ungroomed. This usually results in divorce or break ups in a relationship because the man doesn't want to fuck a weave.
Sarah had a major pussy weave so I fucked her in the ass instead.
I left my wife because she never took care of her pussy. She had a weave the size of Marge Simpson's hair in between her legs!
That bitch cried because she had to untangle that giant fucking weave between her legs.
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"Weav" is verb meaning to eat large quantities of food in order to satisfy a seemingly never ending appetite. Coined after our friend Tom Weaver, the 6'4" mountain man who is constantly eating. Suprisingly he is not as overweight as you might think (about 210 lb). "Weav" can be used when anyone is eating more than they should be, either in quantity or frequency. A classic example (and often practiced by the namesake) is Tom's habit of eating dinner before going out to dinner. He will fire up a bowl of pasta, and grill a chicken breast, consume both and then head out the door with the gang on the way to dinner. 30 minutes later he is sitting down to the same dinner that everyone else is. You have to see it to believe it. One final thought, he almost always has a sandwich in his pocket, just in case!
Jeez Bob, you really weaved it up at the pizza place last night. I have never seen anyone eat a large pizza all by themselves. And you ordered a 2nd for takeout!
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Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.
I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.
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the abilty to weave or manuever away from sumonez fists as they are swinging or slapping <if ur slap boxing> toward you.
Dude 1: DANG!!! Did u see Johnny miss his face???
Dude 2: Chea , thatz cuz Jaylen haz got sum serious weave game bro!!!
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The ultimate god. better than zeus, better than hades. all gather round. praise the allmighty god.
its weave day! EVERYONE PRACTICE THE OLD WEAVEIST WAYS! WEAVE DAY! ALL HAIL THE ELDERS! START SNATCHIN DEM WEAVES NOW! PRAISE THE WEAVE GOD! WEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAEEEVESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
To grab the strands of a girls weave like the straps of a horse and whip it like you are riding her.
Amanda: my head hurt from everyone weave whipping me!