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A guy that has pimples on his face, and always skips school because he "breaks his arm" or for
Other bullshit reasons. Said to have clogged "Adam's Black Hole" causing Jasmon's "PENYET" inside of it to be clogged with shit. Jasmon is the one and only survivor of this accident,
And is living a life on earth, blaming ZHAO WEI for everything that goes wrong.
Me: WHO TOOK MY MILK?
Everyone else: ZHAO WEI!
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Wei Jie Is a small-eyed chinese man who will have very little chance of surviving in the human-world.This is because of his 3 inch dick that is very hard to suck.
Lol Wei Jie showed me his dick last night and I was hoping his dick was big but I thought wrong.
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singaporean adjective referring to a man, especially a teenager, with poise and smarts. usually very attractive and smooth with girls.
philip: omg look at that guy flirting with ky!
jiajia: yea! he is so kang wei!
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Based on a beautiful young woman of Taiwanese origin. To do a Hsiao-Wei is to make someone really happy without really doing anything.
Taylor: Man she really Hsiao-Wei'ed me. I love her so much. She is the only thing that matters to me and I would die without her.
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The hottest character to ever exist. I want to lick his anal canal and use a strap-on, on him. He has the juciest peck I would like to have a squeeze.
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A guy who gets stoned and pissed by playing counter-strike
i dont need drugs or alcohol i'm a yi wei
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The best chairperson you will ever meet in your life. Screams at you whenever his not happy and makes your ears ring harder than his ball sacks can even handle.
Jonty : But wei jun, why are you so stupid?
Wei jun : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!