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Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
When an uncircumcised male gets a circumcise males penis and pulls the excess skin over the circumcised tip. And thus making the two penises look welded together as one.
Hey Casey, do you want to come over later and wiener weld? I've got a fresh clean tip!
A sex act involving a man and partner, in which the man, with expert precision, ejaculates between their partner's ass cheeks and presses them shut, allowing the semen to dry. The dry semen forms cement, welding the cheeks shut.
"Man, that bitch Randy was such an ass until I gave him a vertical butt weld. His dumbass won't ever shit or call me gay again."
When you dance like you welded the same object together 2 times in garry's mod
Couple 1: Does a foxtrot
Couple 2: Does a welding
Welding is just like Docking, but it requires the participants to have a couple days' worth up built-up smegma.
"On day one of Coachella, everyone at the campsite was Docking, but by Day 3, it had advanced to Welding.
When the woman passes out the man will ejaculated on her eyelids and letting it dry practicing the Art of Midnight Welding.
Tammy pass-out without taking care of my needs so I jerk-off and ejaculated on her eyelids. Letting it dry to shut close her eye lids practicing the art of midnight welding.
When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.