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A large, rude, abusive bully who takes advantage of people to hide his own insecurities and to make himself look good to his bosses. A Welsh Gorilla exploits the common American misconception that an English accent implies education and intelligence to mask his lack of either. He will manipulate, and lie for recognition and personal gain. Also known as a Welsh Lummox, he is usually both a misogynist and a homophobe. This beast love to set people up to fail so there is someone else to blame for his own failures. He can only be defeated by standing up to him, as with many bullies, he is only secure enough to abuse people he perceives as weak.
We must stand up to the Welsh Gorilla, he will abuse us if we don't protect ourselves.
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When something is against or not allowed for welsh people
“You can come to my party because your welsh”
“That’s a bit welsh-ist”
Well I can tell you right now folks this woman has saved me more times than you can count in your head. She is also the love of my life and the best human being anyone would ever want to met. Jaedah will literally give you the shirt off her back just to help you she is so beautiful and full of life and lights up any room she walks into people love her for who she is and what she stands for. She stands up for what’s right and stands against something that’s wrong. She is intelligent basically a woman version of Einstein. She’s got the face of an angel and eyes that make you just get lost for days on end. She’s super loyal to her friends and family if you get the chance to meet her you’ll not regret it.
Who is that new girl ?
It’s Jaedah Welsh
A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'
Ellie Welsh is the name of something that is jus horrid she likes to be moody so that she feels like a queen when she’s actually just a poo. She thinks she’s funny when she’s not and people laugh at her instead of with her. She’s a sluzza who can’t help herself to Jb’s Wong.
Person 1: do you know an Ellie welsh
Person 2: yeah only one and she’s very mean
Person 1: word unfunny lez
A threesome with a girl and sheep.
I was having a Welsh Deli in the valleys last weekend.
similar to, yet opposite of, an Irish Exit, this is when you invite yourself to any type of social gathering without receiving an invitation
Boss: Who invited Jared to lunch?
Employee: Nobody. He pulled a Welsh entrance and got in the car before we could tell him he wasn't invited.