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The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
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When you jizz on the end of an umbrella and then open it to where the semen flies onto a close relatives face.
"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
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This beverage is normally served with dinner or special celebrations it comes in many flavors and can be adjusted to the individuals own taste and preference.
West Virginia wine
(examples)
•Pabst Blue Ribbon & Grape Juice
•Moon Shine & White Grape Juice
•Jack Daniels & Mountain Dew (reserved for the rich.)
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ranch dressing in a little white plastic dipping cup, referred to by West Virginians as a "sida raanch". Quickly outpacing all other condiments in sales, popularity, and causes of emergency room visits. Uses include: dipping for french fries, onion rings, cheese sticks, buffalo wings, pizza crust, in place of mayo on sandwiches, dip for the last few bites of your cheeseburger, and (although rarely) as dip for fresh vegetables or on salad. Failure to supply ranch at a family gathering often results in estrangement. Forgetting the "sida raanch" when waiting tables is the ultimate kiss of death for gratuities.
Bob: Hi, I'm Bob, I'll be your waiter today. What can I get you to drink?
Verna: I'll have some coke. Oh, and a side of ranch dressing.
Tom: I'll have coffee. And we'd like to order your sampler platter, with some ranch dressing.
Bob: Would you like cream with your coffee?
Tom: No, just some ranch dressing will be fine. Thanks.
Governer Manchin: "Due to continued, sustained sales increases, popularity among the people of West Virginia, and general deliciousness, I declare ranch dressing to be hereby known as 'West Virginia Sauce'. I am recommending that we reinvest all teacher's retirement funds into Kraft foods and Hidden Valley, and implementing a ranch curriculum in our junior high schools to prepare young West Virginians for their futures in food service."
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When one professes to live an impeccable life and then makes out with a girl... only to get peed on by her in bed. literally.
Wow Mike. We all really had a good time until that girl put the West Virginia Wobble on you.
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The horizontal shuffle, the sideways shuffle, putting the weenie in the bun. Intercourse.
Me and my sister did the West Virginia Waltz last night!
Right on!
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a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex
Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?
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