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A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"
Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
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A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.
Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!
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When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...
Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.
when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.
Freelance Whales = just sweet.
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Like a wing man (fin man) that helps you get laid. Originates from the social practices of some really big whales that are so fat they need a third whale to aid them copulate.
If it wasn't for my third whale I'd never get laid.
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a great time, superb time, immensely enjoyable time
you must have had a whale of a time at the party
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A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.
Dogbert reasons:
Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...
Shave the whales
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