you know what i am saying?

Do you understand what I said?

Hey, bro, you know what i am saying?

7👍 6👎

You know what I find funny?

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.

Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.

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i forgot what i was gonna say

something that every normal human being does. sometimes it has to do with having a lot on your mind, such as stress

person 1: yo man
person 2: whats up
person 1: wait, i forgot what i was gonna say

1👍 1👎

ill see what i can do

I'll see what I can do means, I will try my best to make it happen for u but don't hold your breath - Shoniz Kreations

ME:Hey, can u come over tonight for botty call?

YOU: ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO

3👍 1👎

S' what I do for a livin' nigga!

That's my job, mothafucka. You talk shit and I'll fucking shoot yo' honkey ass!

Wacked-out cracka: "Dem bus drivaz really fuckin suck dick."
You: "Foo s' what I do for a livin' nigga! Fuck you cracka!"
(shoot that cracka) BANG BANG!

94👍 221👎

What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

18👍 10👎

What am I

Same I'm not pretty and I'm not ugly

I have lots of friends and half of them don't even talk to me. Lol I'm average in all words and that's alright cuz at least I'm something. And that's me.

What am I you ask well I'm not pretty or ugly, I'm me.