what's up now

A rhetorical question used when one is in a difficult predicament and the circumstances suddenly change in his/her favor, such as when the person in trouble pulls out a gat or when his/her posse shows up ready to whoop some ass. Often followed by "bitch" or "punk" to further assert dominance.

Barack Obama: "Now that I've won the Iowa caucus, I have the Democratic nomination in the bag. The New Hampshire primary is going to be a walk in the park."
(Hillary Clinton wins New Hampshire primary)
Hillary Clinton: "Hell yeah! What's up now, bitch???"
(Barack Obama wins the Democratic nomination)
Hillary Clinton (obviously insincerely): "Congratulations, Senator Obama. I am so happy for you. The American people definitely made the right choice."
Barack Obama: "Three words, Senator Clinton: WHAT'S UP NOW?!?!?!"

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What up Doe!?

1. Greeting to someone. A way of saying "hey what's up?" origniated in Detroit.

2. Can be used as a term of aggression to entice someone into a fight or altercation; Bring it on...

1. Guy sees his buddy and greets him with " What up Doe?"

2. Guy 1 walks into a bar with the mean mug, staring at guy 2. Guy 2 throws up both hands and says "What up Doe!?"

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what are you up to?

what are you doing?

"what are you up to?""what are you up to for today bro?"

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what's the hold-up

What are you/we waiting for

What's the hold-up

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what up dawg

a greeting or goodbye one uses between close friends

" What up Dawg!" "later Dawg!"

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what’s up bitches

Term of endearment among a group of friends. Used typically to say hello to a group of friends. Other forms are “Whatup bitches”.

What’s up bitches I bring good news.

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what's up ladies??

Question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market.

Blind man: Hey "what's up ladies??"
Foreman: you retard, that's Tha local market we are working.
Blind man: Sorry bitches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy whore!