Qualifications of an Ghetto White girl
Gossips about random people, Bad hygiene , Low iq, Thinks shes hood, try’s to pretend to be a race there not, disrespectful to teachers, sleeps with anything that has a pulse, usually smokes, is jealous of pretty or start girls.
“You see Lauren over there gossiping about that pretty girl”, while smoking pot in bathroom, “Wow that’s a real ghetto white girl thing to do”.
A girl who thinks she's so different from the others, but conforms to all of the popular trends.
Starter Kit:
× starbucks
× chipotle
× nutella
× aeropostale
× forever21
× PINK
× crop tops
× lululemon yoga pants
× fjallraven kanken bags
× hydroflask
× scrunchies
× checkered slip-on vans
× white converse sneakers
× ugg boots
× iPhone + airpods
× instagram
× snapchat
× selfies
× netflix
Ugh, Avery is such a basic white girl. She's got yoga pants, white converses, scrunchies, and a hydroflask.
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A ghetto white girl is the kinda girl who has flamin hot cheetos or takis for breakfast and speaks in a fake black accent.
Uses the N word often and doesn’t know how to use it in a sentence, calls her sad group of friends her “gang”.
Uses foundation that’s at least 5 shades darker and curls her hair or has her hair in braids and uses water to style her nonexistent edges.
She usually wears black adidas sweatpants, booty shorts, ripped skinny jeans, tube top, tank top, crop top or fake designer belts.
The only earrings you’ll find her wearing are either fake diamond studs or gold hoop earrings. Long obnoxious neon acrylic nails are a must.
She’s usually flat assed and has no chest, but still identifies as slim thicc.
We honestly don’t know wether she’s delusional or has an identity crisis but either way she needs mental help.
Girl 1: oh Jesus Christ it’s that ghetto white girl again
Girl 2: fuck, not again!
G.W.G: aye whatchu lookin’ at bitch? Yeah thas what I thought n*gga
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You know you're a stereotypical white girl when you: Love instagram tumblr snapchat etc., you're always at Starbucks, you post pictures of your starbucks and selfies on instagram. You wear: ugg boots, PINK yoga leggings, northfaces, jean short shorts or/and yoga pants. You can't live without: boy bands, Channing tatum, nutella and Twerking. You love: Mean girls, Pretty Little Liars, Pitch Perfect and you can do the cup song. Your name is Molly Amy Claire Emily Katie Madeline Katelyn Emma Abigail Carly Jenna Heather Katherine Caitlin Kaitlin Holly Allison Kaitlyn Hannah Kathryn or any other white name. If you or a friend is suffering from any of these symptoms contact a doctor immediately and on your way to the doctors pick you or them up some Starbucks.
Hailey- "Hey Guys!" -Sent from my iPhone
Sam- "Sorry can't talk I got to post a picture of my Starbucks on instagram and then listen to a Maroon 5 in yoga pants"
Tiana- " I'm busy too, I have to pick up a new northface and some UGGs and then send selfies to my entire contact list over snapchat.
Hailey- "That reminds me I have to go eat some Nutella and then Twerk it off in my PINK yoga leggings"
Sam- "Maybe later we can meet up and watch Mean girls then do the cup song."
Tiana- "Sounds good as long as we can drool over channing Tatum afterward."
~These are examples of stereotypical white girl symptoms~
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Any girl, generally of any race or ethnicity, who are obsessed with the following:
iPhones/iPads
Fall
Leggings/Nike pants
Bath and Body works candles
Bath and Body Works soap
Target bikinis
Sports bras
The movie Mean Girls (only the first)
Pink
Riding boots
Kanye West
The song "Up Down"
Candy Corn
"I can't even"
Emojis in every text ❤️😂😍9⃣😂🐏🎃
Snapchat
Instagram
Twitter
Customized jackets, purses, boots...
Vera Bradley lanyards
North Face jackets
Lululemon headbands
Nike shorts and tennis shoes
Hipster glasses
Rings
"I can't even."
"YASSSS"
"Did you see Skylar's Snapchat story?"
"I know. Leggings, emojis,bath and body works soap and candles..."
"So common white girl of her!"
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White Girl Crazy is the very "special" way that white girls get from time to time. There is no specific known cause for this type of action or behaviors, however it is generally linked to male interaction. Any girl can become White Girl Crazy there are no age or race boundaries.
I was out to a nice dinner with my wife when all of a sudden she stood up and started yelling something about me having an affair with the waitress, and then stormed out of the restaurant.
I'd never even seen the gal before that night. It was in that moment I knew for sure my wife had gone white girl crazy.
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Popularized by RajiTheOne's song "#WhiteGirlVoice", this term refers to the act of dodging someone's calls, and "hitting them with the white girl voice" aka sending them to voicemail.
Don't criticize RajiTheOne's music man, he doesn't take calls from haters. He'll hit you with the white girl voice.
If they aren't talking about money, I hit 'em with the white girl voice.
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