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The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
“AHHHH HZHITNDJDJRENDBDJZ THE HEADPHONE MEISTER IS GETTIN MEEEEE.”
the coolest, most swag, best dad ever. he’s SUPER buff and strong! he can do anything for anyone especially for his girls! everybody loves him and knows him, and loves when he’s around them!
daughter 1: i really one this and this
kurt andrew meister: i can make it work ❤️
Someone that controls how much some type of person can chilk chilking. The chilk meister is normally the person in a friend group that arranges hangouts and they are normally only virgins for the first two years of their lives.
Person 1: Woah did you see that new guy Brad?
Person 2: I bet he's a big chilk meister.
Person 1: I'd suck his dilk.
Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.
Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.
A Fat Twat Whos Named The Jelly Meister
“That Fat Twat Luca Is The Jelly Meister”
Will Meister is a kind boy who loves the piano and other musical things but cannot sing a lick, if he does you better run. He also is SUPER hot, Will is so sexy like damn that boy looks nice. He is also very athletic and can play many sports. Will is pretty tall in a handsome way. Will Meisters will most likely have a head of red gorgeous hair. They are very good with their siblings too. The downfall to most wills is the only girl they want to date is their girl best friend, most wills will surround themselves with great people but no one compares to her. He feels a lot of pressure from his family to achieve something amazing yet he barley even knows what he wants to do.
"Hey did you see will Meister and his GBF today?"
"Yeah man, he loves her and I think she's gonna give him a chance!"