A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.
Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.
Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through
Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.
Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE
Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.
“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”
a mean girl who loves control? oof
Liv Patterson is mean.
Do i really need to explain? just the most beautiful woman alive. everyone loves her, especially someone named *Amelia* is extremely in love with her. meet one and you’ll instantly be in love
“you know that Mrs Patterson?” “
me, yes! i do she’s very nice and would light up your world if she walked into a room full of people”
Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him
Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson
Animal 2: we better run