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a sport that is played for three 20 minute periods at best and is equivalent to watching paint dry.
bill:dude r u going to watch the hockey game tonight?
Doug: naa, i spent the whole afternoon watching paint dry so i had my fill of excitement for today.
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a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body.
"I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey"
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The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons
Hey bro, wanna go watch some hockey?
Nah, I've got some weed I'd rather smoke.
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A suprised remark used against one speaking of the sport.
Halo Player: no I don't like football.
Adam: what do sports do you like then?
Halo Player: hockey, it's a real man's sport.
*dramatic pause*
Adam: HOCKEY?!
JC: HOCKEY?!
Josh: HOCKEY?!
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A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.
If figure skating were easy, it'd be called hockey.
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A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)
P.S I'm Canadian
Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???
American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?
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