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The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.
Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.
Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?
Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.
When you tred in dog shit and you wipe your shoe off on a curb so all the dog shit comes off your shoe.
"Dude i totally just trod in dog shit"
"Just curb wipe".
A post shit toilet paper a wipe of the ass that is completely clean and remnant free. Named from the extremely clean plop and drop and clean release shits that occur when following a plant based and high fiber lifestyle.
I just had a vegan wipe. Hard to believe that just a year ago I was dropping greasy shits and wiping myself raw. This plant diet really has changed my bowels.
When you have ass blasted and your bung hole is absolutely wiped raw from rough toilet paper and feels like your cleaning your ass with a cheese grater.
Leroy's ass was raw from the grater wipes.
The first wipe you make after taking a shit to see if you need to wipe more.
Man last night i was taking a shit and my recon wipe revealed That i needed to wipe more.
A rectal wipe job that extends well beyond the anal sphincter cleansing and requires one or more wipes of the outer edges of or in as far as the middle of the butt cheeks. A common occurrence when suffering an assplosion of butt batter.
Holy Shite!!!! That was nasty. I just blew a wet brown demon out my arse and took me several peripheral wipes just to get the splatters.
Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.
justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.
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