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Derives from death wish. When a person (male or female)dresses or acts in a manner that greatly increases their chances of getting raped. This can occur due to the individuals extreame lack of self respect, ones naivity or the individual's wish to simply get ploughed.. per say
-Guy hiding in the bushes: "SCORE! rape-wish 3 o'clock"
-Dude: "wtf is tht bitch wearing? She must have a rape wish" other dude: "She so does"
-Chick "aww man *drool* check out Frasier he def. has a rape wish" other chick: "way ahead of u" *pouce*
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When you put candy floss inside a girls vagina, take it out once it is hard and sticky and pass it from your mouth to her mouth.
Warning: CandyFloss may lose flavour whilst inside the vagina.
Girl: What are you doing with that Candyfloss?
Boy: I thought I could give you a Candyfloss wish...
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Open your legs and I will show you!!!
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1)See suicide2)To wish someone you hate will die.
1.Today I put a death wish on myself. 2.I wish someone would death wish her, she is a slut.
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1.) When You score some fine ass bitch and/or bitches and for some god forsaken reason you have some fucked up homosexual vision that prevents you from getting an errection, Leaving you soft when you need wood the most. There fore you wish you had a boner
2.) You Get lucky with 2 bimbos and you can't fuck them both at the same time. You wish for a second boner.
3.) you have two chicks mauling eachother over who gets to hop on ya junk. They both grab your wang and pull in seprate diretions, as you would a wish bone. Who ever gets more wins. You want to avoid this at all costs so keep the bitches in check!
1.)
Some desperate punk: "Dude, Last night I was about to fuck some fine ass bitches and then somethin gay snuck into my mind and I just couldn't get wood. I wish I could've so bad though"
Friend: "Shit motha fucka! you had a Wish Boner!"
2.)
Some freak: "Dude I scored some hott ass poon last night but I wanted to hit em both at the same time. I mean both these bitches had onion butt! I really with I had double junk sometimes!"
Insightful friend: "Awe Bro you had a Wish Boner! Don't we all though?"
3.)
Guy who just got back from the ER: "Shit foo, These dumb kink hoes were fightin over my wang and split my shit like a fuckin Wish Bone!"
Guys Friend: "Shit Mang! Those bitches gave you a Wish Boner! I got one last week!"
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A tree with no rules you can do anything and I mean anything! sexual in most cases
Noah: Anna I wish I could be around you all the time you're awesome
Anna:I think you're awesome to Noah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
Noah: Yeah?
Anna: Yeah
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a jew's wish of being an investment banker, or any other occupation that has something to do with greed and the hoarding of money.
-whats your birthday jew wish my hebrew brother?
-I wish to be an investment banker or something that deals with the hoarding of money.
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When you see your blackberry blinking with a message even though it's not, giving you the illusion that you actually have friends who text/bbm you
Alex: Man, I'm really suffering from wishful blinking today
Sam: Dude, that sucks. No friends.
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