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a blonde bimbo, he is beautiful but overrated❤️ god bless
thor odinson? that flop 🤦🏾 ♀️
Jumping over a child’s pink battery powered jeep and landing asshole first on the handle of a standing 5lb sledge asshole first
I was at a bonfire and jumped over a
pink jeep and landing ass first on Thor’s Hammer.
When lineman do a line of cocaine on live power lines.
Person 1: Damn dude, those lineman really work fast.
Person 2: Yea man, they were doing Thor’s Hammers all morning.
An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
When you can't run fast so you bitch out of a race by falling down on the curve of a track and making the school come bring a medical cart out to get you and then you run another race in 20 minutes and bitch and moan the entire fucking time, extra points if you're from key west high school, named Thor, and did this at marathon.
"Damn bro, did you see him get injured?"
"Oh don't worry about it bro, he was losing so he was just Pulling a Thor."
A brain dead idiot who thinks a fat ass demi God with electric powers can beat anyone with his axe
"Someone said that Thor solos"
"It's probably one of those dumbass Thor stans"
A fan of Thor who is usually extremely biased and unreasonably stupid.
“Thor solos Wanda and Captain Marvel”
“Oh…another flop Thor Stan”