beefy flappy woof woofs

big hanging cunt lips.

Rick: "duuuude, how was that chick lastnight?"

Nick: "aww man, you should have seen it, she had the gnarliest beefy flappy woof woof's i've ever seen."

Rick: "sux for you."

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Woof Pussy

An all-Original Jam Band from Bergen County, New Jersey

hey...have you heard that new tune from Woof Pussy?

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woof

a dog

"is that your woof that just pissed on my Yorkie's head?"
"damnnn right it is!"

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woof ticket

tellin lies

you know jlo... why u selling woof tickets?
or
why you selling tickets

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Zomby Woof

1.One who listens religiously or semi-religiously to Frank Zappa. Comes from the Mothers of Invention song, Zomby Woof.

2. One who takes part in illegal sexual activities. i.e. rape

Wow! Do you hear that music. That guy must be a total zomby woof.

I saw some zomby woof prowling around the park last night.

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Woof Woof Crank

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.

After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.

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woof ticket

In The Atlanta Journal and Constitution, Betty Parham and Gerrie Ferris
wrote in 1992, "Although its origin is uncertain, 'woof ticket' is a
somewhat dated phrase that refers to an outrageous or exaggerated boast
meant to intimidate or impress the listener." Woof is a Black English
pronunciation of "wolf." According to Geneva Smitherman's 1994 "Black Talk,"
a woof ticket is "a verbal threat, which one sells to somebody; may or may
not be real. Often used as a strategy to make another person back down and
surrender to what that person perceives as a superior power." Tom McIntyre,
professor of special education at Hunter College in New York, noted nearly a
decade ago: "Woofing is especially effective against those who are
unfamiliar with it and don't realize that it is most often 'all show and no
go.' . . . The menacing behavior can usually be defused and eliminated by
informed, tactful action." He advised teachers to "look secure and
self-assured while you withdraw." In the context of the basketball star
Howard's remarks, woof tickets are not to be bought; on the contrary, he
uses the phrase to show that performance, and not intimidating attitude, is
needed to "get it together."

I don't believe the hype or buy a Woof ticket. Nigga you make a gang of noise and never seem like a cricket.
- Xzibit, "Paparazzi"

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