wool pig

A sheep. They stink, make funny noises, and all you want them for is wool!

Look at those wooly sheep in that field, what a bunch of wool pigs.

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virgin wool

a person who has never knitted before. a knitting newbie.

She wanted to knit a fancy sweater, but I told her that she was virgin wool and should stick to a scarf.

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Steel Wool

The act of getting head from a sexual partner, and having your jungle pubes stuck in their braces.

Jon: "Damn! That was amazing."
Beth: *Yanks head back*
Jon: "Ow! Looks like you got a bad case of Steel Wool."

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wool factory

a metaphorical factory where one spends long hours of the night pulling wool

Dude, i'm so tired from working at the wool factory today. I spent all day and night with her.

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Cotton Wool

Verb: Rhyming slang for male masturbation. To "have a pull". When friends and accomplices are used to the term, it can be shortened to a "cotton" for public discretion.

Eg 1: Jimmy was so worked up after a boys night out at the strippers, he went home immediately to have a cotton wool.

Eg 2: Q "Where's Steven?"
A "He's out the back having a cotton"

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Steel Wool

Oriental pubic hair.

Eric got a a hella facial rash going down on that steel wool.

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rag wool

Material made sheep and woven into fine and warm sweaters.

I like rag wool sweaters, 'cos they are warm and you get to fuck the supplier.

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