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ass wrangler

a person who indulges in the fine taste of bum nectar

erik wrangles alot of bumholes for their sweet juices, he is the biggest "ass wrangler"

by big andy c April 27, 2007

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Unicorn Wrangler

A person who is capable of accomplishing the near impossible, and is highly desirable .

She's a unicorn wrangler

by datphatchick September 5, 2017


Equation wrangler

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no equation wrangler, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin December 29, 2007


Wrinkle Wrangler

A person that's unusually sexually attracted to extremely wrinkly old people

He was called the Wrinkle Wrangler for his sexually driven obsession with old people and their wrinkles.

by Honeybuns February 9, 2017


Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.

The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.

by Wrangler of Skanks August 15, 2011


spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich April 15, 2011


shit wrangler

A shitwrangler is simpley someone or something that has to deal with shit or wrestles in it.

we totally got that kid to wrangle the shit out of the RV.

by long eyelashes September 14, 2003