crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

French Wrench

Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)

The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.

Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench

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Monkey Wrench

awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape

don't wanna be your monkey wrench

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butt-wrench

wrench used to tighten or loosen the anal spincter

"dood pass the butt-wrench, i need tightening"

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Chitlins wrench

A big ole dick.

I blew her back out with the chitlins wrench.

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nipple wrench

an inadimant object used to twist someones nipple(s)

David nipple wrenched corys nipples with a fork.

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Wrench monkey

Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars

Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.

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