When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.
Sally: What's up with the eye patch?
Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.
Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.
Locking Pliers (Vice-Grips)
The name comes from the tendancy for French (Quebecer) Workmen to cut corners and improvise tools. They often use Vice-Grips instead of a peoper size wrench or ratchet.
Look at that Jean-Guy hammering in those screws and tightening those bolts with a French-Wrench
awsome song by the foo fighters from the colour and shape
don't wanna be your monkey wrench
wrench used to tighten or loosen the anal spincter
"dood pass the butt-wrench, i need tightening"
an inadimant object used to twist someones nipple(s)
David nipple wrenched corys nipples with a fork.
Someone who likes getting elbow deep in moto oil and only work on classic muscle cars
Mac was a wrench monkey, he spent 3 months fixing a 69 camaro for his dad.