P1: "Did you see the new kid? Do you know his name?"
P2: "Yeah, his name is Xander."
P1: "Oh wow, that's fucking gay."
6π 14π
X- xenophobic
A- and
N- niggerobic
D- dog
E- eater
R- really?
9π 24π
Xander loves Minecraft but has no Minecraft gf
3π 3π
A not so good guy, Xander is a racist, sexist homophobe who will do anything, and I mean anything to get a girl. He is also irritated by the sound of a keyboard.
Goddamn, that guy is being a real Xander right now
6π 17π
Xanders are very friendly and passionate about the things they love. No one rlly cares about them cuz they're usually not popular but they are rlly good friends. They are also energetic. They love a good debate. They are usually cinnamon rolls. They are kind of nerdy.
Someone: Xander, can you explain (something philosophical) for me?
Xander: Ok, (proceeds to unleash a whole ass essay)
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An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.
Popular Guy: Hey babe I'm horny. Wanna give me head?
Popular Girl: Oh baby! Let's go! But where are we gonna go?
Popular Guy: Oh don't worry, a Xander lives down the street.
61π 335π
The worst peeps on on the planet he continuedly hits people and screems and hates everyone
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