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Yankees

1. all-time winningest franchise in US professional sports and buyers of 27 World Series championships (one was shipped to the wrong address and never returned)
2. an identified crime family centered in New York state
3. (chiefly Bostonian) (considered vulgar) see shit

The Boss "silenced" all investigators who dared search into the affairs of the Yankees.

by Jade December 9, 2003

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yankee

a complete moron born in the north (which is where most morons are from) he thinks that the south is full of rednecks who dont know anything even though it is odviuos that they are better then them.

yankee- where so much smarter then you rednecks
southner- your a dumbass
yankee- i know

by mr. abcde October 4, 2006

104๐Ÿ‘ 154๐Ÿ‘Ž


yankee

n. a single mans "quicky"

Bored and with 15 minutes left til dinner, Jack opted for a shower and a yankee.

by 5150popo69 November 25, 2013

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yankees

The GREATEST BASEBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!!! I think it is funny how people say the Yankees suck, all I have to say is 26 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS and counting. And for the people that say they are just overpaid (mostly red sox fans) take a look at your teams payrole.

Damn the Yankees are the GREATEST baseball of all time.

by Brandon C Alf May 10, 2007

38๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž


yankee

Those from the victorious side, ya know the North.

And to the victors, the yankees.

by bos10grl May 24, 2007

93๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


yankee

An Aussie's word for somebody from the USA.

You Yankees talk funny, mate...

by Chills August 3, 2005

68๐Ÿ‘ 109๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yankees

The Yankees are a baseball team from New York with a fair weather fan base. When Red Sox and Yankees fans get into fights, the latter will often pull out one of these, "Yeah? Well we have 26 titles," or "You guys only have one in the last 86 years."

What both sides often fail to recognize is that the Yankees have set a new record for payroll at 205 million dollars ( that's $205,000,000) The Red Sox payroll is 130 million dollars, which is 75 million dollars less.

This monumental sum of money has given rise to the nickname "the evil empire,"
which can be used in place of the yankees in any context.

Obviously, the difference in titles has a direct correlation with how much cash rich fuckface owner George Steinbrenner pisses away on little shitbags like Alex Rodriguez.

Let's talk about the great A-Rod for a while. Christened "Slappy" after his dirty attempt to cheat in the ALCS, this A-hole will be earning 25.7 million dollars in the 2005 baseball season. Apparently, A-Rod does not care much for the game, he just wants to reach base more often in order to increase his next years salary.

I would also like to point out that Jason Giambi, who will be making 13,428,571 and is a former American League MVP admitted to a grand jury that he had injected himself with steroids. This confession comes in the face of new and tougher steroid screening and after he had previously denied to ever using them.

It should also be noted that the Yankees made history in the 2004 ALCS by becoming the first ever team to lose a series after winning the first three. The Yankees fell to the Red Sox 4-3 after an 0-3 start. This choke gave rise to the nickname the biggest chokers in history .

I would also like to add that Yankees fans are the worst, most fair weather fans in the league. But if you ask them, they would say with their noses stuck high in the air, "Hmph. Well, we have 26 titles. So there!"

At least we Red Sox fans get it.

Fred - "I am from Yugoslavia. I do not need to know anything about baseball to know that the Yankees suck."

Fans from all other teams (Sox, Mets, etc.) - Right on, Fred.

by jar March 23, 2005

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