throat yoke

When you shove your dick SO far down herthroat that the larynx and esophagus must expand to accommodate the cock, giving a swollen visual appearance from either side of the neck.

You:
“Yo I can’t stop thinking about that girl in our class. “
Your Friend:
“Dude have you not heard? Three guys on the football team throat yoked her one after another. At the end that bitches neck looked like Arnold.”

You:

“Wow, lucky girl.”

some yoke

Leng Car

A Ford mk2 Escort is some yoke as it is a leng car

“Jasus lad, look at this mad cunt coming in the escort, she’s some yoke”

yoked out

To be high on a form of cocaine
Stems off of the bay area term yola for cocaine

He left school during lunch and came back all yoked out running down the hallways

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broken yokes

When you have big sloppy titties, and massive nipples that look like an egg with the yoke broken all over the place

wendy has massive nipples that look like broken yokes

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yoked up

1. to steal
2. (less common) to inflict injury upon

1. I yoked up them rims from Walmart.
2. Keep actin up and you'll get yoked up.

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equally yoked

Also a Christian, like me. (See the dating site equallyyoked.com). Carries the connotation of bearing the same burden as I do, but, in this modern age when some of the biggest bullies in the country think they're the biggest victims, can be read as a loud whine, with a touch of smirk, that "we Christians (namely, the most cultish, repressed, judgmental, control-freak, childishly simplistic ones) just can't catch a break, can we?"

"He was a great guy, moral, upstanding, gentlemanly... but we just weren't equally yoked."

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Breaking a yoke

Losing your virginity, new term for popping a cherry

She went to her neighbors to ask for a cup of sugar, but ended up breaking a yoke instead.

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