To yonk. To pull literally or otherwise. Or to do anything. One yonks or has yonked.
Past tense: Yonked
“What’s up Jim? Wanna yonk on over and hang out?”
“I can’t. Claire is yonkin over and we’re gunna yonk a movie together.”
A verb defining a movement (usually a passing/giving motion)
Can you yonk me a napkin?
Could you yonk me a ride?
An absolute retard who is incapable of doing anything remotely complicated. (Usually refers to people of African decent)
"You can't do shit you fucking Yonk"
Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat
Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same
To be elevated at ones highest self.
I took a phat dab last night and got super yonked.
An undefined unit of time meaning "a long time ago"
I haven't seen you in yonks Mins.