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means I do not care what you fuck.. dudes,ladies or chickens.. makes no difference as long you not fuckin me..
Bubba tells me he gay...I say to him "I don't care if you fuck chickens" as long as you don't try to include me in your little soap opera...
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The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
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When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer
Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer
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When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."
Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"
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When in English this sentence sound very funny... in Hebrew it's very common between friends.
When it's sound like the sentence connected to sex it's actually doesn't.
the meaning is kind of "sware to me" when someone say something you find hard to be true but deep inside you know it's probably true.
a. I fucked very hot girl in the club bathroom!
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)
a.I sew your girlfriend kissing with someone else..
b. What are you fucking? (Ma Ata MeZayen?)
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"
The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
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