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One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.
The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.
The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..
fable white lie
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Used when someone does something completely fuckin' amazing.
JD: "I just got a 100 on my pre-calc test!"
Me: "Woah...that's how you make a shoe."
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A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.
It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.
-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?
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April 3rd is the day you tell your crush u like them!
Just tell your crush how you feel day
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k will become your Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel
Tell a boy with a k in their name how you feel
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used to make someone aware that they are about to be told why they are gay. Used several times in a popular movie starring Steve Carrell called 40 Year Old Virgin
Bob: You wanna know how I know your gay?
Callum: How?
Bob: Because you got a tent when playing rugby in sports lessons . . .
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A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!