do you bite your thumb at us sir

used in Romeo and Juliet. during that time period it was the equal of flicking someone off= highly offensive.

"do you bite your thumb at us sir?"
"yeah, wanna make something of it?"

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you are in your bollocks

A Dublin phrase used to express that you don't think someone will do what they just claimed they would.

"Are" can often be replaced with "will" or "would" depending on the context.

If the "you" is changed to "I", the "your" should be changed to "my".

John: I'm the biggest legend in my class.
James: You are in your bollocks!

John: Paddy is an arsehole, I'll kick the shit into him!
James: You will in your bollocks!

John: Paddy said he would beat you up if you keep slaggin' him.
James: He would in his bollocks!

John: You'll get the shit kicked into you by Paddy.
James: I will in my bollocks!

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let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

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How do you like your eggs in the morning?

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

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I don’t care that you broke your elbow

This is one of the best insults to end a heated conversation. Some have Been told this insult is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Be careful who you use this insult on.
If used correctly it will end a mans career in seconds!

- I’m about to say it!
- What?
- I don’t care that you broke your elbow

how do you like your eggs in the morning?

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

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its not gay if you have your socks on

point in case.

ITS NOT GAY IF YOU HAVE YOUR SOCKS ON

DEATH TO ISRAEL

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