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When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
When someone is doing dumb shit and you want to slap them but you can’t
Suck your dick backwards ḺḯḺ bro I don’t care nomo your lucky I didn’t sleep you
When you are so 'high' or 'stoned' from smoking marijuana that you can be ripped out of your dick. Thus comes the term 'ripped out of your dick.'
man, have you ever been ripped out of your dick
The month after no nut novembre in which you masturbate according to the date. It goes like 1.12 1 time, 2.12 2 times, 3.12 3 times and so on. Only the ones who finish no nut november are permitted to participate in destroy your dick decembre. The ones who finish destroy your dick decembre are granted godlike powers.
"Ay bruh you in destroy your dick decembre?"
"No i didn't finish no nut novembre."
Or:
"I failed destroy your dick decembre yesterday"
"Oh no! Three days bevor the end. I'm still going strong."
Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
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When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off
I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF
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1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".
2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.
3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating
1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.
2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.
3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"
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