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Noun: A person with chronic ball-fondling addiction.
Wow, I really hope this guy isn't a Zach, I didn't wear Underwear today.
A complete asshole and a dick. But also a great person you can trust. He'd do anything for his friends. And can be really caring surprisingly.
Zach's an asshole but also a good friend
Frequently short, fluffy haired, muscular, and a great lover. He's a protector, someone who will help you and protect you in hard times regardless of the situation. He loves and is easy to love in return just because of how great he is. He sometimes acts like a crackhead but that's a given, he's Zach after all!
Zach is a safe place, a comfort person, someone you go to to feel like you again. Zach will help you find yourself when your lost.
Zach will save you, in every way a person can be saved
He is also the embodiment of a chocolate lab.
Woah, did you see that girl?
Does she have a boyfriend?
Yeah, it's Zach.
Wow, he's such a good guy, she's so lucky
A man who will fuck you then leave you to cry in your bed
Guy 1: He totally pulled a zach on me last night
Guy 2: He was ugly anyways
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