Zander Elwood

Zander is the type of guy every girl dreams of. He’s super sweet. He’s so amazing. Some would even say he’s perfect. He won’t call you pretty, he’ll occasionally call you hot, he might call you sexy, but he will most definitely call you beautiful. If you say “I feel cute” his response would be “you should, you’re beautiful.” He will make you the happiest girl you could ever possibly be. He will make you fall in love with him just like it was love at first sight. He can tell when you’re upset. He will ask what’s wrong. When he kisses you, you get these butterflies in you’re stomach. He gives you that type of feeling where you never want it to end. You always just wanna be in his arms and when you aren’t in his arms, you feel homesick. When you’re in his arms you feel like that’s where you belong.

Zander Elwood is the most amazing guy I know and he makes me so happy:).

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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.

DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

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Captin Zander Black

the Elf That santa sacked . now a kick ass (alegadly well indowed) rock/metal pirate boarderline alcaholic pyromaniac psycotic The one your motther warned you about . ITS ROCK AND ROLL . broadcasts the best rocck/metal show on blog tv \M/ ROCK THE SHIP \M/

Captin Zander Black rocked out like a man possessed on ROCK THE SHIP LASTNIGHT..

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Zander Alexander Hamilton

A person named Zander With a middle name of Alexander so his retarded Asian friend calls him Zander Alexander Hamilton

Zander Alexander Hamilton Iz that you

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Zander x zuri

The cutest couple ever thought of

Y/n: did you see that cute couple over there

N/y: they are Zander x zuri

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zander la cheese lemones

DONT QUESTION THE ALMIGHTY ZANDER GOD

also dont ask for cheese lemones

i liek zander la cheese lemones. he gave me milk

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alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?