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Massive, girthy cock with a full 6-pack abs and insane chest definition. All the girls (and guys) swoon over him 24/7. He makes all the girls break up with their boyfriends just for a shot to rub their hand along his massively muscled shoulders.
Holy shit have you seen Zeke Hodge? He’s so sexy, I want to fuck him
The tallest boy in all of Padua College, he’s a giant!
Fuck have you seen Zeke Gray he’s a giraffe!
Fucked up as pertaining to an electrical installation. It, in and of itself has many gradient levels, such as 'slightly zeked up', or 'extremely zeked up', but all versions have to do with describing the level of incompetence. Also may be inserted for the phrase "fucked up" in most circumstances.
"Wow that pipe work is extremely 'zeked up' I wonder how long it will be before Electric Jesus instructs one or all of us to de-zekeify the south west corner of the building?!"
"Ewww, someone shit on the toilet seat...man that's totally zeked up"
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The show that makes poser skaters. They make up names for tricks and how to do real tricks. For example they said a frontside flip was doing a frontflip off a ledge onto the board. They don't even care about skating they want to be pro. A sponsor at their gay show is a local shop who buys you skate stuff and they got sponsored by riding through a scary tunnel with dogs. This show seriously is garbage
Poser: I can get sponsored easily
Cliche Owner: Show me what you got
Poser: OK!
*POSER SKATES THROUGH A TUNNEL WITH DOGS*
Cliche Owner: Dude, my company ain't giving you anything
Poser: I skated through the tunnel like Zeke & luther and I don't want you to give your boards..Your gonna buy me element
*CLICHE OWNER KILLS THE KID WITH A RUSTY SPOON*
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when a twitter mutual decides to post angst to the tl
caleb: if you didn't finish jjk that's okay!! nanami didn't either <3
moot: why did you post this?? I'm in pain
caleb: fuck I'm sorry for pulling a zeke
When someone is vastly over-confident in their ability to do something and is quickly and embarrassingly shut down for their hubris.
"He was just bragging about how he could stomp me in a 1v1, and the match didn't even last a few minutes."
"oof , that's a major ,Zeke Moment, right there"
that one guy who’s his girls’ bitch and smiles like a serial killer
Have you seen Zeke Myers? He’s been bending over backwards for his new girlfriend and everytime he smiles i feel like he’s planning something