ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

Zoinks

What Shaggy says when he gets spooked.

Zoinks! It's the gay blade!

Zoinks

An alternative to “wow” or “cool”

Zoinks! Mark got an A+ on his test!

Zoink

When you put tobacco in the gravity bong

I’m gonna go zoink cuz I haven’t had a nic buzz in awhile

Zoink

A term meaning nut or cum.

"When you're about to zoink but your dad walks in on you..."

Zoinks!

A popular phrase made by the character Norville "Shaggy" Rogers from Scooby-Doo

Zoinks! A ghost!

zoinks

Used as an exclamation in response to an innuendo or anything suggestive. Sometimes accompanied with an eyebrow wiggle.

Internet: Here, we don't just embrace insanity...
We feel it up, french kiss it, and buy it a drink, not necessarily in that order.
Anon: Zoinks!