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Dave

Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request β€œI'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that”, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}

"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"

by Ker0sine September 4, 2019

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 30, 2019

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Daveβ€˜s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Daved

Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol

I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!

by Crazy Frog August 26, 2006

32πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Dave

The man who rescued chipmunks

Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks

by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022


Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022


Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022