Given pseudonym for some one you deem forgettable or who's name you don't care to remember, sometimes in reference to a person that tries hard and fails harder or solicits favors that will not be granted. Original referenced to 2010 space odyssey where HAL replies to a request βI'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do thatβ, other quotes often referenced are: "Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?" and "Dave, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question."}
"That guy is such a Dave, he tried to show off some dance moves and then threw up all over himself and his girlfriend"
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An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.
Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!
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A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.
Daveβs are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.
I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.
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Drunk, pissed, sozzled, wankered or otherwise intoxicated as a result of alcohol
I schwear to God, I've neffer been scho daved in my entire liffe!
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The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.
Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.
Lee: Gutted
The shermiest of sherms
Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves
(Kids named Dave): no