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The Alpha Idiot personified. A materialistic, simple-minded buffoon who assumes the world bends to his/ her very presence, especially when tailgating on high speed motorways, crossing red lights too late, never letting people cross at pelican crossings, assuming the speed limits is always at least 20% more when he/she assumes the driver's position in their car.
Confident in the knowledge that their Seat/ Skoda/ VW- alike car is the bee's knees, even though they paid up to 40% more for the pleasure of being seen in a different frock.
If it isn't already, then they would like their surname to be Jones. Ahhh..the generalisation of it all.
Audi driver - The curtain twitching neighbour of the Joneses
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One who alternates driving 20km/h over and 20km/h under the speed limit, prior to making a U-turn from the right lane, usually because they forgot which side of the road Wal-Mart is on.
Watch out for Manitoba Drivers, we're pretty close to Wal-Mart.
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The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.
See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)
Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?
Little Jimmy is a junior driver.
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A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.
We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.
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Taxi Driver is an all time classic film from the 1970s, starring Robert De Niro and a whole rememberable line up.
De niro portrays one Travis Bickle - a pyschotic, porn obsessed insomniac who is a recently discharged marine veteran from vietnam.
The story follows travis as he meets a beautiful young women named Betsy, and then becoming obsessed in saving a young 12 year old prostitute (Foster) from her pimp, and escaping her life of drugs, gangsters and murderers. This is essentially Travis' way of cleaning up the mean streets of New York City - and oh my does he do it in style. This must be watched if your over 18!
Person #1 'Hey, ive just seen Taxi Driver 33 years late'
Person #2 'Cool, what did the kids think of it?'
Person #1 'The kids, you must be joking!'
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What the ignorant world call the people who train there asses off to help injured people. We Are EMT's and PARAMEDICS. Yes we do drive an ambulance, but are way more intelligent than people give credit. WE get abused, mistreated, spit on, cussed at, belittled on a daily basis, miss numerous hours of sleep and miss meals all so we can take you to the hospital, even if it is not truly an emergency and you just want a ride because you believe you will get seen faster. POLICE ARE THE FINEST, FIREFIGHTERS ARE THE BRAVEST AND EMS ARE THE FORGOTTEN.
I called 911 and the ambulance drivers showed up.
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When you are to cheap to buy drinks at the bar, you bring your own vodka in a water bottle, and order an orange juice to save money.
Hal's so cheap, he drank Jew drivers all night.
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