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Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022


Johannes

the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me

Girl: Damnit why u make my heart race
Johannes: Only for you babe

by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022


Johannes

He is the most wonderful guy i've ever met in my my entire life, he was my first love. He's so pretty and he's one of a kind. He's funny and really have a cute smile. He's so sweet and unique, he's the kind of man i will choose over and over again. He's the man i want. He's exactly the poetry i wanted to right. He was once mine but i tragically lost him.

If you ever read this, i hope you're happy now wherever you are. I wish you all the best and you will always be my Hindenburg lover Giddy. Goodbye Johannes.

-Ish

by Your first love, August 19, 2021


Johannes

An ultracool motherfucker

Johannes my man

by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017


Johanne

basic white girl who screams in the classroom

hey

she acted so normal oh yeah she a johanne

by Johanneisbasic February 15, 2021


Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021


Johanne

A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.

You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(

by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019