Rural Dictionary

rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.

1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.

by JR September 2, 2003

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Louie Gohmert

Stupid congressman from Texas who threw a temper tantrum at a hearing by banging on his desk because he couldn’t handle someone telling facts. He also tested positive for CoViD-19 and blamed it on the mask he was wearing.

Louie Gohmert still wins elections despite being a boomer and a child. Hmmm... He’s just like our president!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker July 30, 2020

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Big Louie

A generic phrase to describe any sexually transmitted disease, or as a shorthand to describe having multiple STDs. Some dispute exists as to the proper spelling, but either "Big Louie" or "Big Louis" is acceptable.

Dude, if a chick ever makes you get tested for the Big Louie, make sure to piss in the cup instead of letting them stick that huge q-tip in there, that shit hurts.

by No Big Louie November 16, 2006

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hop louie

chinese food burps. burps that are so foul-smelling that they clear a room. named after a los angeles restaurant of the same name that smells as if all of it's patrons have eaten fried dumplings only to come back 45 minutes later and burp directly in to the carpets for the last 25 years.

"i don't want to drink beer tonight because i'll be hopping louie all over the place,"
"did someone just hop louie in here? i think i'm gonna pass out..."

by spacemuseum June 12, 2009

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