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Official supplier to state prisons.
Another former player of the Miami Hurricanes was jailed this week....
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The college version of the cincinatti bengals
During team meetings the miami hurricanes come up with alibis
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Hopefully this hasen't happened to anybody out there if so then you have my deepest sympathy. This happenes when you are eating out a girl and right in the middle of it she queefs right in your face. (Usually causing you to throw up everywhere)
Man did you hear about Steve? He got a Miami Breeze from his girlfriend.
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1. The "mascot" of a supposed college football program located in Coral Gables, FL, that actually is a semi-pro team since the alumni pay for their athletes and hence, their national championships.
2. What low class, poor, ghetto dwelling thugs think the University of Miami is actually called because:
a) They don't realize it's actually a school of higher learning and not a pro team
b) They have never been to the campus (or any campus for that matter)
c) They couldn't find Coral Gables, FL on a map
d) They could never afford to take a class at the school anyway.
3. The college football program that is most envious of the years of dominance that the Florida State University football program enjoyed during the late 80's and throughout the 90's, setting several NCAA records and winning two national championships while stringing together an unprecedented 14 straight top 5 finishes and bowl appearances.
4. The college football program located in Coral Gables, FL that will spend 2-3 years atop the polls, then runs out of money to pay players, and sinks to the level of an also-ran team that loses annually to West Virginia and Virginia Tech until they can save enough money up to pay for more pro caliber players. In addition, at least once per decade, they will be placed on NCAA probation.
Florida State Fan: ...and I'll also have a double cheese burger, and a large coke.
Miami Hurricanes Fan: Yassuh...right away suh. What else you be wantin' suh???
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Only team in NFL history to ever complete a season undefeated and win the Super Bowl.
The Miami Dolphins sure do make a great team when they play together.
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The college you wish you went to, the college you wish you could fit in with, the college where the students don't freeze thier asses off because they are at the beach. The college that takes partying to a whole new level of its own. Where the weather is hot and the people even hotter; what could be better than the University of MIAMI??
Guy1: damn i hooked up with this fine ass girl last night from university of miami
Guy2: no way man...those girls are hot!
Guy1: i know, i love me some miami girls!
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The Miami Dolphins are the best team in the NFL. The Patriots never stand a chance when they play the Dolphins.
Damn did you see them Miami Dolphins destroy them gay ass Patriots!
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