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Probably the best flippin' movie EVER. GOSH! *closes eyes and exhales loudly*
Do the chickens have large tallons?
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.
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The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap
Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..
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The fucking stupidest movie ever produced. So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees.
Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.
You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.
People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.
Person 1: You actually watched Napoleon Dynamite?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...
Person 1: *Slaps*
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basically the real life version of Levi Ackerman. further proof that midgets make the best military leaders.
Napoleon Bonaparte suffers from Ackerman syndrome, a condition that makes your body short but increases the length of your dick, a trait that is crucial for any successful leader.
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the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.
NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
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One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.
No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"
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This advanced sexual prank is begun by fucking a midget up the ass. This loosens the sphincter to the point where you can fist them, getting feces on your hand. You then resume your penile penetration while holding your soiled hand on the middle of your partner's chest, leaving a hand-shaped stain of feces on the midget's sternum.
I went to Pimlico last night and met a jockey at the turf club. I took her home and couldn't pass up the chance to give her the Chocolate Napoleon.
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