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A delicious snack made my men and sweeter than candy
Penis is so good
I can eat Penis all day
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A penis is a third leg that tends to be used for more sexual things such as SEX! Florence still to this day holds the record for the biggest penis in the world! Her’s mesures an impressive 15,5 inches!!!🤩
Tom: hey is that a snake?
Nicholas: No, it’s my penis you silly goofball!
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1. More than one penis.
2. The word you get when you type penis too fast and forget the "s".
1. When Susie crashed the all-boy sleepover, she was hoping all the peni would fit in her.
2. Rick: haha the Giants lost
Bob: suck my peni
Rick: wait you have more than one?
Bob: no you dumbass i forgot to type the s.
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an assortment of penises
Help, this jungle of peni is attacking me.
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otherwise known as the male brain
Can't solve a problem? USE YOUR PENIS!
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Shlong, Wang, Dick, Jimmy, Mayonaise launcher, purple-headed yogurt slinger, purple-helmeted warrior, hanging johnny, ankle spanker, Pedro, Cock, love rod, pleasure stick, vaginal submarine, pocket rocket, pussy drill
My friend Garrett lacks a penis.
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The male sexual organ which deposits semen. Also used for the excretion of urine. When it's not hard it's extremly soft and spongy, but if the male is aroused that spongy tissue pools with blood and makes the organ larger and stiffer. During intercourse this organ is what goes straight into the female's vaginal cavity.
This word also can be used as an insult for a mentally inept person.
Every guy envies the penis of a guy who is much larger.
Don't be such a penis, man. Get it right.
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