Sam

He’s literally he best guy you will ever find and soooooo cute too.You will never want him to leave from your life no matter what. You would be so lucky to have him in your life. Sams are the best people ever and the most attractive too. It would be the best thing ever to just have him in your life. If you have a Sam don’t let him go.

Omg sam is so cute

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Sam

Sam is a great friend for anyone to have. he always makes people laugh and cheers people up when they are down. he is too hard on himself though and is a lovely guy. a best friend any girl could have.

Jelsey: sam is a great guy.

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Sam

The best female/male/non-binary you will ever meet, they’re very funny and depending on how you treat them, they can treat you like a god/goddess. They’re really sweet and will help you get through your hard times, though if you dare to hurt them or their friends physically or mentally your not going to want to see the sunlight again.

Woah your so cool like Sam!

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Sam

most annoying guy ever!

dude he's so sam

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Sam

Sam is a special friend who you can tell anything to. She is loving, and gives the best hugs. She is crazy strong, and she knows her priorities. She’s also wicked funny and has a great laugh.

Who’s the mom friend?
Probably Sam.

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Sam

Hes rad as a dad makes stupid jokes, but very funny! looks like jesus and might be gay who knows... and is a chef 10/10 pancakes, says he never watches tv and is currently looking at a tv looking for a movie, and is into old music

person 1: Omg is that your dad
sams daughter and son: yea, why?
person 1: he looks like jesus😂

Sam

Think of the biggest thing on Earth... an elephant? No. Now think of the biggest thing in the galaxy... the Sun? Not that either. Now think of the biggest thing in the universe... Hercules-Corona Borealis Great Wall? Damn either your a scientist or a googler. Either way not that either. I'll tell you what it is. Sam. Sam is so gargantuan you wonder how so much mass can be stored on the human body. You even question if it is human. Think of Sam as the atlas of the world, but instead of a ripped chad, a huge inconceivable lump of fat and grease holding up the universe. Paradoxically, his mass is larger than the amount of literal atoms in the entire universe, giving credence to his name Sam, backwards Mas(s).

Pub quiz question: What is the simplest yet largest thing?
You: Space?
Pub quiz question: Nope, it's Sam.