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Susan Bunch

Susan is a fictional character on the tv show 'Friends.' She is the life partner of Carol Willick, the lesbian ex-wife of Ross. Alternative names include Susan and Susan Bunch-Willick.

In the pilot episode we find out that Carol and Ross have split up because she is in fact a lesbian and has been carrying out a lesbian affair with Susan. Ross is truly heartbroken over this. Even more troubling, he finds out after the break up that Carol is pregnant with his child and she plans to raise the baby with Susan. Carol later gives birth to Ross's son, Ben.

Susan: There's Father's Day, there's Mother's Day, there's no Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.

Ross: (talking about the baby's surname) Wait a minute, why is she in the title?

Susan: Because it's my baby, too.

Ross: That's funny, I don't remember you making any sperm!

Ross: (inspecting the books at Susan and Carol's place) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

Susan Bunch: Well, you know, you have to take a course... Otherwise they don't let you do it.

by HmmfCreator June 5, 2009

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Bunch of Cunts

A bunch of cunts is the official term for a collective of cunts as laid down by Dave McBaillie in the Urdu Blue before storming out like a big Scottish girl.

"Right, I'm off you bunch of cunts!"

(Throws money on table and storms off in a kilt)

by Not Half Scottish June 5, 2014

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banana bunch

In American football, this is an offensive formation which is (apparently) used exclusively by Pittsburgh teams, especially the Pittsburgh Steelers. The term seems to have been made up by radio personality/sports broadcaster Bill Hillgrove, who perceives this formation to be in use constantly throughout every Steelers offensive drive. No one is actually sure what he is talking about, but most agree that it is fun.

"Ben in the Shotgun... Steelers have a banana bunch right..."

by AdamMF November 19, 2006

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brady bunched

had sex with multiple members of the same family

I totally brady bunched her, her sister, and her mom.

by bob spawn August 28, 2012

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Punches in bunches

In combat sport, specially in MMA, is a term used by a play-by-play announcer (e.g. Mike Goldberg). It refers to a ring strategy of a fighter who likes to throw consecutive rapid fire punches at an opponent to overwhelm them. This eventually leads to a knockout or a TKO because the opponent is unable to fight back due to the amount of punches being thrown at them.

1. Mike Goldberg: They call it punches in bunches by Chuck Liddell...

2. Most of Mike "Quick" Swick's knockout are due to usage of punches in bunches. Ben Saunders anyone?

by Cuautehmoc September 29, 2009

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bunch of bastards

A series of knots and tangles commonly found in the anchor cable of a ship, which can cause problems when heaving-up or letting-go. From old English naval terminology.

"Get that bunch of bastards out of the cable locker"

by Mr Beans April 22, 2008

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Stick the bunch

When a few individuals rally together and challenge the remainder of the group to any kind of competition. These individuals are usually badly outnumbered, but feel confident that they will prevail because of a concentration of their skill.

Those challenged with stick the bunch are placed in an awkward situation, wherein appealing against a team of fewer number is lame, winning against a smaller team and feeling good about it is also lame, and losing is super lame and to be considered an extreme case of ownage.

Guy 1: We need to divide up into teams to play ultimate, so...
Guy 2: Me and Rems stick the bunch.
Guy 1: ...Crap.

by JijiNori January 30, 2010

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