gym sex

The act of making continuous eye contact with a person at the gym and both persons simultaneously work harder until reaching a peak of workout intensity.

Me and this really hot trainer totally had gym sex this morning!

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gym physics

the theory that, whenever at the gym, you will see at least one naked 90 year man's balls.

ewwww i dont want to see that... fucking gym physics...

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Gym boyfriend

The guy that is you boy at the gym. Generally helpful and charming. Gym boyfriend has no jurisdiction outside of the gym.

X: 'Monica is paranoid her husband will come to the gym. She doesn't want him to meet her gym boyfriend.'

Y: 'Toooo right, what happens at the gym, stays at the gym.'

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gym mouse

Someone who goes to the gym for pussy reasons. eg. going to the gym and doing cardio or only training legs

“ Logan is being a gym mouse today, he wants to train legs instead of chest.

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Gym clit

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.

"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"

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gym shoe

A sandwich created in the far south side of Chicago, Ill. It constructed identically to the ubiquitous Italian beef sandwich, but substitutes tender roast beef for gyro meat. Giardiniera is used on both sandwiches

Aye jo; lemme get a gym shoe wit cheese, some fries and a red pop.

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gym class

The reason I joined the marching band.

Screw Gym, I'm going to Band

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