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1. That guy who was both God and man, really loves you and me, came to the world 2000 years ago in a barn, lived a regular life so He could identify with us, taught us the mind of God and pathways to Heaven, died on a cross for our sins so we could be right with God and not sent to hell, and rose back from the dead three days later, and then He ascended to Heaven where He is prayin and cheerin us on until the day He comes back!
2. Somebody the Inquirer says owns a hotdog cart in New York City.
3. The second person of the Holy Trinity explained this way: The heart of God is the Father, the Face of God is Jesus, and the voice of God is the Holy Spirit.
4. My Savior, my King and Lord, my Brother, my Friend, and my Lover. I know that it would make a great country music
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1. Jesus moved into the neighborhood. We saw the glory with our own eyes, the one-of-a-kind glory, like Father, like Son, Generous inside and out, true from start to finish.
2. Jesus owns a hotdog cart in The Big Apple.
3. Jesus is the Son.
4. I love You Jesus!!!

by D. L. Black December 15, 2004

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Jesus

Jesus is the one aspect of christianity that most people who hate christians can not shit on. Despite all the bullshit that has been done over the years the basic idea of what Jesus was all about is untouchable. Jesus was about LOVE the churtch is about POWER, I am a Catholic I know the bullshit that goes on, but as much as I try I can't find a flaw in Jesus...

However if you have seen The Last Temptation of Christ you'd find that idea of Christ (being flawed and doubting) more beleivable than the idea that he took his passion with grace. I think Jesus would of been better as a full human being who sinned but still found his path.

by Paul Ross Fletcher (seth) April 22, 2006

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jesus

a pretty awesome guy & my savior. he didn't consider himself above others. he preached about loving all other people and helping everyone and not judging or discriminating. he really didn't like "holier then thou" attitudes (Matthew 6:5-25). he led by example. i believe that he was the Son of God and that he was crucified for our sins- which would be a pretty strange thing to do if he wasn't all about LOVE- and that he rose again.
Christianity is the religion that follows him, and it sucks that there is so much corruptuin, ect. associated with it. Jesus preached help and love your neighbor (aka everybody), forgiveness, not judging, and that God is all about love (which is why he sent Jesus).
i think it's pretty interesting that people who say that they love Jesus turn around and hate on others based on their skin color, religion, or lifestyle choice.

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person 1: so what did you do this summer?

me: well i went with my refreshingly open-minded church on a mission trip to help people in that disaster area, rebuilding homes and child care and such. Cuz thats the kind of stuff Jesus was all about.

person 1: so y'all don't do those anti-people (that don't agree with everything you say so they are going to hell) rallies and giving half your salary so your religious leader can buy a ferrari cuz he said God spoke directly to him and told you to?

me: uhhh NO.

Jesus was a good guy. && my example is in the def.

by norway_babyy November 3, 2007

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Jesus

When somebody surprised by something.

Oh Jeeeeesssssuuuuussss.

by Mijjarras July 20, 2005

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Jesus

savior, the great I Am, wonderful, author of salvation, counselor, mighty God, maker of heaven and earth, holy one, saving son, the king of every age, the almighty, yeshua, God of love, emmanuel, God with us!

Jesus conquered the grave. :)
it's all about Him.

hatred stirs up dissension, but love conquers all wrongs-proverbs 10:12.

by ninadedios January 29, 2009

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jesus

An axclamation that indicates something heavy has dropped on your foot or similar unexpected event.

Jesus! which one of you brain surgeons dropped the hammer on my foot.

Anyway, I was explaining to her, oh Jesus - did you drop that one? It stinks!

by JapaneseMaths September 7, 2007

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Jesus

Jesus is a nice guy makes amzing friends and will put a smile on ur face he. Also likes riding horses

Did u see jesus hes amazing

by Shagalaga March 22, 2017

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