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A girl is giving head to a guy, but a third party is moving her head up and down.
Did you hear that David gave John's mom a Louisiana Purchase?
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Violent sexual act in which a knife is used to cut from the bottom of the vagina through the gouch to the anus, creating a hole which is then used for intercourse
"Dude, you know that Alex girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total bitch."
"You're right, but she is smoking hot. I'd love to get her with a Louisiana Plow."
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When you are from Louisiana and move to Texas to fufill the dream of manifesting destiny, as the history books say, you adapt to being called a Louisiana Longhorn, aka Texas Tiger.
Based from the root words LSU Tigers and UT Longhorns.
When your Daddy is from Louisiana and your Momma is from Texas, you become the product they will call their Louisiana Longhorn.
When ya daddy first laid eyes on ya momma, they knew a Louisiana Longhorn was soon to come.
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2nd largest university in the state of Louisiana. Official nickname is the Ragin Cajuns. Over 16,000 students from many different states & countries. For more info, visit www.louisiana.edu & www.raginpagin.com. Also known as UL & Louisiana's Ragin Cajuns.
"Hey, y'all goin to the UL football game tonight?" "Yeah, we wanna see the Cajuns stomp McNeese" McNeese Fan: "Boy that University of Louisiana sure beat us good". (no offense to McNeese or it's fans. it's just the first example I could think of)
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Having your pants on your ankles and shuffling usually done after a Kentucky Switch
Last night I had to Louisiana Shuffle to my bedroom after I took a dump
The art of you repeatedly pounding her anus when she's shitting, then switching to her vagina(and possibly oral)
Billy: "Yeah tom, I was fucking my cousin last night and I was abot to cum but I did the ole switcheroo and gave her that Louisiana Mudslide"
Tom:" niceeeeeeee"
When you are about to get raped in jail but you then clamp your teeth around the rapist's penis and then proceed to roll around like a gator.
Dude I was about to get raped in the slammer but I then Louisiana gatored that bastard.