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Having an expensive puthy, like the one on Trump's neck
Man, that girl got a million dollar puthy
million dollar puthay also comes from a song that i have no idea who sung it
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A wound received in war, that is not serious enough to kill or permanently disable, but is serious enough to warrant being taken out of combat for an extended period of time.
When Johnny got shot in the buttocks Bill said "That's a million dollar wound!"
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Stealing the election from an incumbent by stuffing ballot boxes and rigging elections.
The only way Charlie Crist could beat Ron DeSantis would be if he “81 million voted” his ass.
Bob: I still can’t believe Trump lost to Biden.
Sally: Biden “81 million voted” his ass.
Bob: That’s messed up.
Sally: Yep.
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Also known as Ted DiBiase. A former WWF wrestler who wrestled in the 70s, 80s, and 90s who is most famous for creating the million dollar championship and his catchphrase"Everybody has a price!" He has 3 sons, all were also at one point were a professional wrestler, his son Ted DiBiase Jr. Was even signed to WWE at one point
"Everybody has a price for the million dollar man Ted Dibiase!"
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A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.
Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."
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The million dollar fuck involves giving a girl the most phenomenal sex of her life, often times fueled by alcohol or other substances. It is important to note the the "MDF" cannot be used lightly and often has irrepairable consequences, i.e. girls can never get over the MDF and are likely to fall in love and/or stalk you.
Dub: I was drunk last night and gave Lisa from the bar the million dollar fuck
Dobbs: ok, but i hope your ready to deal with the consequences...
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