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when a female pig sucks you off
''oh my god, had a right good sweaty pad last night''
''ur sick''
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Another name for Strip Joint.
I checked out the muff pad last night, and the ladies were all over the place.
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A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
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The name given to an iPad (typically a school issued one) that is used as a substitute for a phone, therefore used for talking to friends and other sketchy plans.
"I just got my phone taken away, I'll have to use my trap pad to hit up the hoes.
A residence occupied by a 40+ year old woman that has a taste for younger men. It is characterised by copious quantities of leopard print décor, Buddhist statues and is furnished almost entirely with Ikea goods
Christine: What did you do last night?
Sharon: I picked up some fresh meat at the bar, took him back to my Cougar Pad and destroyed him. Now i need to wash my leopard print bed sheets.
A usually small and sparsely-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of fucking. Especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don't want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.
I always take my tricks to my fuck pad on the other side of town where I have my own assortment of sex-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.
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Like a bachelor's pad (a place where a man lives his bachelor lifestyle and only other bachelor's inhabit), the crash pad is a place that a person uses only to sleep. They are usually either busy or simply detest their domicile to such a degree that they will only deign to return when they simply must sleep.
Jason isn't home much. He pretty much uses the place as a crash pad.
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