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A tye dyed, berry flavored condom made only for men with very large dicks.
I'm on my way, want me to bring a watercolored pony?
It's garbage, no it's a pony, no it's josh the garbage-pony.
A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.
Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.
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Slang for male masturbation.
"That girl was so fine, I was violently brushing the pony all night."
A wild pony is a super hot woman (Usually blonde and from Spain or Italy) that fucks incredibly good and is like a she devil in bed. Every one wants her but only 1 percent of men can handle her. She will fight, scratch and yell her way out of situations she doesn't agree with. Afterwords she is the most loving and porn star fuckable woman ever. You keep her around for her loving moments and fuck abilities.
Yo man... did you see Chets girl she got pissed and smashed his truck up with a bat! Ya... then she just wiggled that smokin ass and took him to the room. Man... that girl is a wild pony! Watch out!
A phrase used to describe a toilet, usually used by someone who is emphasizing its prolonged usage
"After those tacos, I am going to be riding the old porcelain pony all night"
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The Pony Jar was a meme back in ye old days of tumblr that originated from a man who made posts about his “pony jar” which was a glass jar with a singular my little pony toy in the middle. And he would put his semen in the jar to cover the toy
Now it is used as a way to ruin people with internet culture’s day
“Bro I can ruin your day in 2 words”
“Bet,”
“Pony Jar”
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