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to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.
a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).
I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.
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n. The stalling of legislation in Congress by means of obstructing members of Congress from doing their jobs by going to their offices and requesting a picture with them to put on Facebook.
James tried pulling a Reed Filibuster on the Hill... I hope this doesn't stall any important legislation, but it probably will. AT least he has a cool profile pic on Facebook.
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a singer and guitar player, i like his music
i'd say more but im uninformed
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1 - A name used to descibe a very violent and villainous person refering to the most notorious criminal to come out of Australia - 2 - Chopper Reed or Chopper Reid is also an alias used by a thug and crook from the North/East Arkansas and West Tennessee area
The robbery was going smooth until james went all Chopper Reed on the clerks.
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The hottest, sweetest, nicest, coolest guy in the entire world. He's rocks the trombone and he rocks my socks. I love you Reed!
Reed is going to email Meghan (myfullnamehere@hotmail.com) because he wants to talk to her. (or rather she has a bunch of stuff to tell him)
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very very high out of your mind.
Dude, I got so dead on the reeds the other day that I passed out.
The OG best friend. Ross Reed is a kind man, he’s your homie. When you see him walk by, he’ll say: “GOOD MORNIN’”
The Ultimate Principle.
“Oh my gosh guys, it’s my best friend, Ross Reed!”