rug bully

the term used instead of carpet muncher / lesbian, who is a agressive muff diver (usually a woman) who loves gine. if you talk close to this person you can usually smell the sea.

I was picking up on this chick and i realized that she was definetly a rug bully by her softball uniform and the sea gulls circling above.

DRIBBLE RUG

THE RUG AROUND THE FRONT BASE OF YOUR TOILET

WHO TOOK THE DRIBBLE RUG I JUST PEE'ED ON THE FLOOR

Rebound Rug

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers

Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."

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Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.

While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!

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Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

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rug bread

when lint gathers into one spot on a rug

there is a bunch of rug bread in that corner

Rugged Tugger

receiving a hand job while driving a Jeep Wrangler up a rocky incline.

Yo man i just got the most rugged tugger