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A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.
The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.
Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.
Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.
The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.
The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
A misogynist. A man who hates women.
Jim, a Zeta male, refused to open the door for his date because he was afraid it would bruise his delicate ego.
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Zeta girls think they run the world but instead they run their mouths. Half of them are the nicest women you’ll ever meet, with beauty, kindness, and class. The other half are self-absorbed, materialistic, bitchy, daddy’s money kind of girls.
1: Omg I can’t believe she stopped talking to me after joining a sorority in college!
2: bro what sorority
1: ZETA TAU ALPHA
2: yeah bro u done for
1: omg that girl is SO nice
2: she must be a zeta
1: yeah!
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Zero Between the Thighs. These girls are the biggest pussies. Talk about prejudice. They lost half their chapters when they said they wanted all chapters to be at least a majority Jewish.
Hey, lets go to a Zeta Beta Tau party. Oh wait, I don't have my Yammica.
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A cocky arrogant peice of crap. He gets laid though.
Zeta-burn just died a horrible death.
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The vaginal discharge of sorority row. Commonly referred to as Zits, Tits, and Arm pits...
Those Zeta Tau Alpha girls are nothing but Zits, Tits, and Arm pits.
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Zeta Reticuli I and II form a star system which is supposedly the home to Zeta Reticulins, a race of aliens commonly referred to as the Greys. This system was first mapped out by Betty and Barney Hill after an abduction and thought to be fake but was discovered by astronomers as real in 1967. This star system is key evidence as proof of alien existance.
"I have come from what you know as Zeta Reticuli I and II..." said the short, gray-skinned alien as Johnny examined it's large black eyes
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