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The palest color your skin can ever be. Normally corresponds to the color of your ass, boobs, and/or other body parts that never see the light of day. Widely understood to be a winter phenomenon; may be taken as a sure sign that it's time for spring to come and/or you need a damn vacation.
It's still January and I've already reached Absolute White. FML.
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a state in which an individual becomes after consuming large amounts of alcohol.
after drinking a full bottle of ouzo and a selection of super strength lagers the man became absolutely wika.
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Tasty Drink, Blyat, Better Then Tea Used by capitalyst pigs. mostly used by slavs, gopniks and The Slav King Life of boris.
VADIM BLYAT! HE STOLE ALL OF MY ABSOLUT VODKA!
The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.
"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."
Very good / powerful / impressive / badass etc.
That car is an absolute beast
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the temperate at which molecular energy is at a minimum.
We would all be dead is the temperature reached absolute zero (-459 degrees F)
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1) An insult towards an overweight person, taken from BBC sitcom The Office where main character David Brent mentions the term amongst insults shouted at him in the street. A play on words towards another BBC sitcom 'Absolutely Fabulous'.
2) A backhanded compliment.
"OI! Absolutely Flabulous!"
"What do you think?"
"Absolutely flabulous mate"
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